Captured Christian girls between the ages of 6 and 9 being herded to the slave pits. Not a joke. Really is happening here in Syria. Their parents were killed, and often times they had to watch their mothers and sisters getting raped.
They will be sold to other Muslim men to use them as sex toys, slaves, and the lucky ones will be married off.
well now Connor has glasses he might be able to see the edge of the stage
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
You better fucking reblog this guys
One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab.
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
if Luke’s dad doesn’t say “Luke… I am your father.” every time Luke comes home then he is missing out on a great opportunity.